Minnesota Mom

Random ramblings from a wife and mother born and raised in the great state of Minnesota

Flat Stanley…Saturday? A Visit with Natalie! April 12, 2008

Filed under: Bad Guy, Fargo Fridays, Flat Stanley Fridays, I'm a Foodie!, Minnesota, Mothering — minnesotamom @ 3:42 pm

I am so sorry that this post is a day late (in fact, I might even post it again next week because it’s so stinking cute).  Natalie even made a VIDEO!  So head over here to read about Flat Stan’s visit with her and her family.

Second, as you may have guessed, the reason this post is a day late is that we made it up north on Friday!  Can’t say it was pleasant driving, but at least we didn’t have to turn back again.  So I’m going to be vegging out here, letting my mom cook for me, wait on me hand and foot, and entertain my baby while I veg doing very productive things.  :)

 

A Two-and-A-Half-Hour Drive to Nowhere April 10, 2008

Filed under: Bad Guy, Friends, Minnesota — minnesotamom @ 10:39 pm

I rushed home from work today (Well, as much as one can rush in the pouring rain at “rush hour.” Isn’t it funny that it’s called that?), picked up Anja at the sitter’s, and started packing suitcases, food, baby gear, etc. as soon as we got home. I made a quick supper, fed the baby, and cleaned up poop (hers, not mine). When Husband arrived home, we ate, he finished packing some of his stuff and loaded the vehicle, we made a stop for gasoline, and we took off on I-94 (that’s “The 94″ for you south-westerners).

We had planned to leave on a trip to visit friends and family tomorrow morning, but with the forecasts (up to 2 feet of snow in central MN), we figured we’d best head out tonight if we were going to make it. We didn’t make it. After driving 1 1/2 hours, the rain, which had fallen all day over the Twin Cities, progressed to sleety-slush, to snow, and then…to an outright blizzard. Sigh…

Finally giving up, we got off on the nearest exit and turned around. I’m bummed. We haven’t been to my mom’s since Christmas, and we were also planning on meeting a friend’s new baby and visiting two couples who are expecting babies this summer/fall (one couple hasn’t met Anja yet, either). We may give it a go again tomorrow, but today was supposed to be the nicer of the two days.

One of my not-so-favorite things about Minnesota. You can’t plan on snow not intruding on your plans, even in April and May.

This reminds me of a story from high school (a quick one, I promise). I was on the golf team in grades 7-12 (and not half bad, in case you’re wondering). Our practices usually started up in late March to early April. We practiced in a large pole shed. Sometimes we would be chipping, putting and driving into a net for over a month. One year in particular I recall our “practice” for several days involved shoveling glaciers off of the golf course. In mid-May. Yessir, we left our clubs at homes and brought shovels to the golf course. Ah, Minnesota, how I love thee.

p.s. Be sure to tune in for FS Friday tomorrow–it involves VIDEO!!!

 

Bad Poetry Monday - 13 March 31, 2008

Filed under: Bad Poetry Mondays, Minnesota — minnesotamom @ 4:03 pm

Minnesota: a haiku

Winter came today
Welcome back my snowy friend
Missed you yesterday*

—————

*not really

 

And Searching Some More… March 24, 2008

Filed under: Leisure, Minnesota, The Internets, Writing Takes Up Time — minnesotamom @ 10:03 pm

Back by popular demand (does my own thrill at what people type in to find my blog count as “demand”?), answers to those of you who found my blog by searching for the following:

winter nipples

actually,I thnk you’re looking for Scarlett’s blog…

naked climbing

man, Scarlett, are you sending your folks over here?

minnesota mom blogs

You, my friend, have come to the right place.

grace bakes a cakes for his mom games

Grace is a boy? Husband likes a cakes.

flat stanley’s mom

He has a mom? Invite her over, too! She can eat cakes.

i’m beautiful

Man, I must be conceited.

values and policies of smacking

Values: a tasty lunch
Policies: only when substance is sticky

is donna fargo a tomboy or a girly girl?

That’s a toss-up. With a name like Donna, I’d guess girly, but with a last name like Fargo, I’d go for tomboy…

photos of me

Yes, there are some on my blog

sugar pink cupcakes

WANT!

things in minnesota that start with y

Yarn
Yams
Yankton Lake

what is there to do in winona Minnesota

I have only been there once that I can remember, and the three things I recollect are these:
1. We drove to the top of a tall rock that had a look-out point.
2. We ate at KFC (yuck).
3. My friend’s sister had some sort of honors orchestra thing there.

does anyone know how to gleak

Heck yes I do!

to grandmother’s house we go leisure art

Say what?

 

47! March 13, 2008

Filed under: Minnesota — minnesotamom @ 5:58 pm

It got up to 47 degrees here today in the Twin Cities.  People are out for walks, coatless.  I see car windows down as folks drive by.  Guys at work have switched to short-sleeve shirts.  It’s great!

Oddly enough, there is one thing for which that the harsh Minnesota winters are good…making 47 degrees seem like a balmy paradise.

 

7 Things February 20, 2008

Filed under: Christianity, Minnesota, Mothering, Writing Takes Up Time — minnesotamom @ 9:24 pm

Approximately 7 topics were whirling around in my head today, attempting to become worthwhile blog posts.  None of them made it, so here’s the mish-mash I’ve got:

1. I was talking with my chiropractor today about a message he’d heard at his church last weekend.  Wish I’d been there.  The speaker did a one-man presentation on the great judgment of God’s people (at the end of time).  The gist of it seemed to be: When everyone is bowing before the Lord, casting their crowns at His feet, will I have anything to cast?  In other words, how am I spending the time He gives me on earth?  Am I doing things that are of eternal worth, or slogging about in the mundane and meaningless?

2. My blog has its name for a reason, and I think I’ve gotten much sidetracked in purpose.  I am from Minnesota, and I like my state.  I’m a mom.  I rarely post about either of those things.  I don’t intend to never, ever stray from those topics, but I would like to have at least a weekly post about mothering and a weekly post about something cool (or uncool, if I can find something) about Minnesota, such as a restaurant, a neat park, or the fantastic weather.

3. I am quickly approaching my 100th post, and want to do that bloggy tradition “100 things.”  I only have 48.  For any of you who have done it, please let me know what kind of stuff to include!

4. My husband sent me this great quote today:

If we run into such debts as that we must be taxed in our meat and in our drink, in our necessaries and our comforts, in our labors and our amusements, for our callings and our creeds, as the people of England are, our people, like them, must come to labor sixteen hours in the twenty-four, and give the earnings of fifteen of these to the government for their debts and daily expenses; And the sixteenth being insufficient to afford us bread, we must live, as they do now, on oatmeal and potatoes, have no time to think, no means of calling the mismanagers to account; but be glad to obtain subsistence by hiring ourselves to rivet their chains around the necks of our fellow sufferers; And this is the tendency of all human governments. A departure from principle in one instance becomes a precedent for a second, that second for a third, and so on ’til the bulk of the society is reduced to be mere automatons of misery, to have no sensibilities left but for sinning and suffering … And the forehorse of this frightful team is public debt. Taxation follows that, and in its train wretchedness and oppression.          - Thomas Jefferson

5. I am sad that the government is going to phase out incandescent lighting.  I despise fluorescent lights, and they give my husband migraines.  And they’re dangerous in other ways

6. I hope Ron Paul still runs on as a Libertarian.  I will vote for him.  McCain is a bit of a rhino.

7. I have been spending a lot of time taking photos and neglecting my blog.  I’m sorry.  I’ll try to do better.  But I still want your feedback on my daily photos, friends!

 

Still Searching… February 12, 2008

Filed under: How Awkward, Minnesota, The Internets, Writing Takes Up Time — minnesotamom @ 11:19 pm

 

Back by popular demand (does my own thrill at what people type in to find my blog count as “demand”?), answers to those of you who found my blog by searching for the following:

 

Depraved mom

Yes, yes I am.

when apple computers were made

I do not know. But many early MECC games were made in Minnesota!

substitute mother issues

Again with the substitute mother. Perhaps the fact that she’s a substitute is contributing to your “issues”?

rad apple

From a gnarly tree.

Stirrup pants soccer

If this is a new sport, please don’t sign me up. I have had enough of stirrup pants, and I never want to see them again.

Girbaud taped jeans

Now that was a fad that never made it to MN – taped jeans.

I WONDER HOW COME WE ARE FRIENDS

ME TOO, BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT AT ME!

pressure on holidays and moms

More on moms than on the holidays themselves…

myspace graphics that say sweet pea

I do not, I will not belong to myspace. But I have a sweet pea. Her name is Anja.

“naked” joshua tree

Why would you want to see them naked? They belong to the plant kingdom.

daddy why will you not spend time with u

Here could be a reason…

 

 

My husband, the (ahem) delegate February 5, 2008

Filed under: Husband, Minnesota, Politics — minnesotamom @ 11:57 pm

Now doesn’t that sound sooooo official?  I’m trying to think of ways I can exploit having a husband who’s a delegate*.

We went to our precinct caucus tonight.  Let’s just say that Minnesotans ROCKED the caucuses, to put it mildly.  The gymnasium at the school was so overflowing that hundreds (maybe thousands) of people couldn’t even get in.  Standing room only.  I could have made it but gallant Husband had dropped Anja** and me off at the door, and by the time he parked and was able to beat his way through the swarm, we couldn’t get in.

We went and hung out with our precinct folks instead.  Twenty-eight people showed up in our group.  Romney’s people spoke up first.  Then McCain’s.  I kept eyeing Husband like, “Aren’t you going to SAY something?” (He’s not shy.)  Finally, he spoke.  And the people listened.  Most of them had heard nothing about RP but his quirks.  Some of them hadn’t even heard of him at all (thank you, liberal media, for your outright exclusion).  But Husband, he got nothing but respect even from those who were totally against Ron Paul.  The voting happened.  Romney won with 10, McCain came in 2nd with 9, and Ron Paul tied with Mike Huckabee for 3rd–4 votes each.  But here’s the cool part.  Husband must have made such a good impression that he still was elected as a delegate.  Out of 7 nominees, they respected what he had to say enough that even though he told them straight up “I will vote for Ron Paul if elected as a delegate,” they still elected him.  I was so proud.

So one of our 4 precinct votes will be cast for Ron Paul.  There’s a reason that he came to Minnesota last night.  Just you watch—-we’ve got people up here who are ready for some change!

*Since my mom reads this blog, I will post that being a delegate in no way indicates any form of monetary compensation.  In fact, he has to pay to submit his little application thingy.

**She, my friends, was a CHAMP through this evening.  She hardly fussed at all, cooed at the other nice Republicans (except one of the McCain supporters…he tried to get her to smile, but she would not give one up.  I wouldn’t have either.  He was creepy…), and even took a little nap.

 

Stiff Pink Lemonade January 27, 2008

Filed under: Friends, Minnesota, The Internets — minnesotamom @ 8:34 am
 

Searching… January 25, 2008

Filed under: How Awkward, Minnesota, The Internets — minnesotamom @ 11:02 pm

I was checking through the search terms people have typed in to find my blog.  In case any of them are you, I thought I’d try and be helpful by answering back:

Red Apple, poison

            I don’t recall writing about this…

Owe friend money

            Why would someone be searching for this online?  Go talk to your friend, man.

December Minnesota valentine

            Valentine’s Day happens in ALL the states, and it’s in February, moron.

mother kills postpartum Minnesota

            Minnesota gave birth?  And someone killed it?  A mother, no less…how sad.

my car my car tan sierra tan sierra

            WHAT?

alternate names for substitute mother

            Hmm…I have a few suggestions: Fraud Broad, Proxy Mom, or simply “The Replacement”

any program help mom car sit free

            I doubt your mom will car-sit for you for free.  You’ll probably have to pay her at least a dollar.

what does “how far we’ve come” mean

            I’m not sure myself, friend.

owe in money in Minnesota

            You owe me money?  Awesome—fork it over.  I hope it’s a lot…

poems of bad friends

            Oh yes, they are bad friends, because they never leave any poems in the comments!