I was checking through the search terms people have typed in to find my blog. In case any of them are you, I thought I’d try and be helpful by answering back:
Red Apple, poison
I don’t recall writing about this…
Owe friend money
Why would someone be searching for this online? Go talk to your friend, man.
December Minnesota valentine
Valentine’s Day happens in ALL the states, and it’s in February, moron.
mother kills postpartum Minnesota
Minnesota gave birth? And someone killed it? A mother, no less…how sad.
my car my car tan sierra tan sierra
alternate names for substitute mother
Hmm…I have a few suggestions: Fraud Broad, Proxy Mom, or simply “The Replacement”
any program help mom car sit free
I doubt your mom will car-sit for you for free. You’ll probably have to pay her at least a dollar.
what does “how far we’ve come” mean
I’m not sure myself, friend.
owe in money in Minnesota
You owe me money? Awesome—fork it over. I hope it’s a lot…
poems of bad friends
Oh yes, they are bad friends, because they never leave any poems in the comments!